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Greetings, citizens. Since I first became Mayor sometime in the late 1980s, I've felt that you and I have shared a mutually beneficial and enjoyable relationship. I felt then, as I do now, that you citizens of Chesterfield Ridge were more than just my friends: you were friends that I could exploit for political power.
ALLENBACH FOR MAYOR IN '07 AND FOREVER!
We've Got a Good Thing Going Here...Why Ruin It by Voting for the Opposition?
Greetings, citizens. Since I first became Mayor sometime in the late 1980s, I've felt that you and I have shared a mutually beneficial and enjoyable relationship. I felt then, as I do now, that you citizens of Chesterfield Ridge were more than just my friends: you were friends that I could exploit for political power.
But recently I've had to question my long held beliefs about you and I (or "us") as some of you have publicly taken the side of my opposition. Opposition who demand control of my empire. Well I for one will not let this happen! And I want you all to individually promise me that you won't either.
I do not have enough dignity to lose this title and Mayoral Condo, so, why don't we just stop this nonsense and usher in term number 11? Together. These are my terms. If they are not met, so help me God, I'll make these final few weeks of my term the most miserable of your life. You think that lawyer's got dirt on you all? Oh, baby, I'll make his threats look like child's play.
I do not have enough dignity to lose this title and Mayoral Condo, so, why don't we just stop this nonsense and usher in term number 11? Together. These are my terms. If they are not met, so help me God, I'll make these final few weeks of my term the most miserable of your life. You think that lawyer's got dirt on you all? Oh, baby, I'll make his threats look like child's play.
God bless.
Mayor Thomas Allenbach: "So Help Me God!"
