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Local Man's Hanging a Success!

The well-attended hanging of Mr. Steven Hershwin went off without a hitch today. Thanks to everyone for making it such a success!

Special hats off to the executioner who held his own during the brief struggle prior to the execution.

See you next year!


For more on this story, check out Eric Mills' complete coverage in the Sunday supplement.

-The Editor

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Kitten Korner


Let's have a round of a-paws for Mrs. Johansson on Birch Drive, whose Calico Sammy has just given birth to a litter of new kitties (also calicos).

The identity of the father is unknown and the kittens' names have yet to be decided upon.

Stay tuned for more updates!

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The Stanley Tucci High School Bakesale Fundraiser has been moved from 1PM to 1:30PM.

The location is unchanged.


For more information, contact Jean Feldman through the High School directory.

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Weather or Not with Phil Stubbs, Cantankerous Salesman!

Weather Forecast for September 30th, 2006: ILL-TIMED!

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