Sunday, October 29, 2006

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GARY SMITH FOR MAYOR

As election day approaches, it is very important that you remember I know things about you.

John Davidson of 98 Vineyard Lane wears wigs when he is at home alone. Not women's wigs. Just wigs. He just likes wigs.

Brenda Young's son Tyler ran over a homeless man in New York City and she covered it up by throwing him off a bridge.

Jeremy Wilkinson of 41 Fox Glenn Road is cheating on his wife with Maryann Vernon of 31 Bittersweet Lane, which is creepy because they look exactly alike. What Jeremy doesn't know is that Maryann has a venereal disease. And what neither of them knows is that were both adopted and they are brother and sister.

I could go on.

UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SECRETS REVEALED, VOTE GARY SMITH FOR MAYOR! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

Photo of the Day!

The terrorists gain a foothold.

"Unbreak my heart/say you'll love me again!"

Weather or Not with Phil Stubbs, Clean Shaven Luddite!

Weather Forecast for October 29th, 2006: MERCIFUL!


Celeb Sighting!
Richard and Jane Brown spotted canoodling at local field!

It was reported earlier yesterday that megaceleb couple were spotted "holding one another" and "sobbing" at local St. Mark's Cemetary. No word on whether or not it was the same cemetary where their daughter is buried.

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