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Fun Science Factz!


Teeth are named after toothpaste, and not the other way around!



This installment of Fun Science Factz has been brought to you by Alman's Maple Syrup!

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-An unidentified man walking an unleashed dog was asked by an officer to keep his dog on a leash. Shortly after, the officer spotted the same man with his dog. The man had done as the officer asked.

-Louise Parker called in to report a burglary. She had returned home only to discover that an antique jewelry box was missing. When officers arrived, the jewelry box was quickly located under Ms. Parker's bed. The officers accused Ms. Parker of suffering from dementia and revoked her license immediately.

-A group of teens on Westminster Ln. were seen driving dangerously close to the speed limit. No police action was taken.

-Neighbors on Lakeview Rd. reported hearing gunshots at around midnight. In actuality, they were all just watching the same television program.

-Mr. Donatelli of the Chesterfield Ridge Bakery reported a robbery of one dollar and thirty-nine cents. He was told where to stick his complaint.

-A work crew painting a home on Cedar Ln. was reprimanded for leaving painting equipment on the sidewalk during their lunch break. An officer stood by and watched as they relocated their equipment.

-All's well that ends well, quipped Officer Bill Marshall over his radio. Later that day he received news that his sister-in-law had been involved in a head-on collision.

-An officer reported seeing six (6) white Subarus of the same model and year in a row on Tudor Ln. Weird, huh?

-Officer Perry Winston drove his cruiser into a USPS mailbox "just for the hell of it."

-An area man was seen drinking from a brown bag and walking unsteadily down Terrace Dr. When officers surrounded him, it turned out that the man, in fact, was not a man, but several children, one stacked upon the other, adorably disguised in a large overcoat and fedora. The clothing belonged to one of the children's fathers. However, the gin they had stolen, so they were cuffed and taken into police custody.

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