Corrections & Apologies***
In an article last week, we misspelled the name of Stanley Tucci Elementary Vice-Principal. The name should read "Janice Panino" not "Mao-Tse Tung."
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October, not "Rocktober," is the 10th month in the Gregorian calendar.
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An article titled "What it Feels Like to Hold an Active Grenade" should never have run. We apologize for this error.
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The weather forecast for September 24 was inaccurate. We apologize to Indian sauce enthusiasts.
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File this under miscellanous, but for the last time, if an alleged witch floats, by God drown her.
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-The Editor
