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Police Blotter

by Nancy Pierce, Our Town Staff

A young woman was sexually attacked in the parking lot of McGill's Pub last night around 10PM. The attacker is still on the loose and police are advising young women with self-esteem problems to stay away from local strip mall bars until he is either apprehended, or we just plain ol' forget about it (spnkr384, LOL!).

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