Dining Out
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Mr. Pizza's Good and Hot
42 Sunden Ct.
201-664-3824
$
At this "pizza joint," the only thing "hotter" than the pizzas are the "ovens" which are capable of producing heats upwards "of" 700 degrees. Plenty of toppings are "available" to "eat" but the classic cheese pizza is a "fan" favorite.
Giulio's
10 Leffen Way
(no phone)
$$$$
The "rustic cuisine" served at "this" Italian restaurant "calls" to mind "rustic cuisine" and is "rather enjoyable" in its "rusticity." Sure you may have to "take out a second mortgage" for their "rustic" ten course tasting menu but only if you're "white trash" in which case you "probably wouldn't be allowed in" in the first place.
McGill's Irish Pub
20-22 Bi-State Plaza
201-670-1000
$$
The beers are "cold" and the wings are "spicier" than the "smokin'" barmaids. "Can I buy you a drink?" is a great way to start a conversation at the "pub that has it all." "Why don't we just go back to my place? What do you mean I'm creeping you out--it's a free country, can't a guy stand in a parking lot? You've got some attitute--I think you need to be taught a lesson. C'mere--!"
