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Something or Other Has Some Kind of Effect on Other Thing
Something or Other Has Some Kind of Effect on Other Thing
by Larry St. James, Our Town Staff
CHESTERFIELD RIDGE--An unidentified something or other had some undetermined effect on this, that, and the other thing, it was reported this evening.
The thing with the thing, you know, the thing, is said to have several close ties within the other what's-it-called. A vague notion was expressed by what's-her-face and it seems as though while everything is temporarily unsettled, some other time it might be different.
"Well the trouble is that it's hard to say really," said one hard to make out male or female witness. "It just sorta came and went, not really worth mentioning when you think about it."
Stay tuned for further developments...
CHESTERFIELD RIDGE--An unidentified something or other had some undetermined effect on this, that, and the other thing, it was reported this evening.
The thing with the thing, you know, the thing, is said to have several close ties within the other what's-it-called. A vague notion was expressed by what's-her-face and it seems as though while everything is temporarily unsettled, some other time it might be different.
"Well the trouble is that it's hard to say really," said one hard to make out male or female witness. "It just sorta came and went, not really worth mentioning when you think about it."
Stay tuned for further developments...
