A Special Letter from The Editor
As if my wife's restraining order wasn't enough for one day, I just received word that our long-time friend and sports columnist Chuck Hassel has been arrested for possession of "highly questionable" photographs. It's not as though I didn't see this coming--I'm not an idiot--it's just that I really didn't want to deal with the paperwork and police interviews.
Looks like Chuck is facing pretty severe jail time (unless he is found innocent, of which he has about the same chance as I do of getting back with my whore wife) so a replacement will have to be found. Right now we're pretty desperate for content, so we'll take anyone. Seriously. Got a friend who has English as his first, second, or third language? Can he tell the difference between a baseball and a pair of skis? If so, have him contact us through the site.
Chuck Hassel will continue writing his column from whatever penitentary he's eventually put away in.
-The Editor
