Goings-On Around Our Town: Weekend Edition
What: Pottery Fair
Where: Stanley Tucci High School auditorium
When: Saturday and Sunday, from 10AM to 4PM
Why: Dazzling delights from a--wait, seriously?
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What: Free Epic Jazz Concert in the Park
Where: Pondside Park
When: Saturday, from 7PM to roughly 9:30AM.
Why: A little ethnic culture never hurt anyone.
Who: Troy Smithson and His WASP Jazz Band
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What: Sexercise Pole Dancing Class
Where: Our Town Gym
When: Saturday and Sunday, from 7:30AM to 9:30AM
Why: It pays the bills better than waitin' tables
How much: Fifty for a lap dance, a Benjamin for private room. No touching!
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What: Edible Arts Exhibit
What?: It's food sculpture.
What?: You know, like pineapple carved to look like a tree, or a beet like a flower.
No thanks, queerbait: Nobody's forcing you to go...
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What: Gallery Opening - Zamora Kirsch: Nude Series
Where: Herb and Zelda Sokoloff Gallery, 116 Broadway
When: Sunday at noon
Why: It just might get the missus in the mood...
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What: Fundraising Gala for the Arts
Where: Coucher du Soleil Bistro, 37 Acorn Dr.
When: Sunday, from 5:45 PM to midnight
Cost: $500 per couple
Pants: Optional
Where: Stanley Tucci High School auditorium
When: Saturday and Sunday, from 10AM to 4PM
Why: Dazzling delights from a--wait, seriously?
***
What: Free Epic Jazz Concert in the Park
Where: Pondside Park
When: Saturday, from 7PM to roughly 9:30AM.
Why: A little ethnic culture never hurt anyone.
Who: Troy Smithson and His WASP Jazz Band
***
What: Sexercise Pole Dancing Class
Where: Our Town Gym
When: Saturday and Sunday, from 7:30AM to 9:30AM
Why: It pays the bills better than waitin' tables
How much: Fifty for a lap dance, a Benjamin for private room. No touching!
***
What: Edible Arts Exhibit
What?: It's food sculpture.
What?: You know, like pineapple carved to look like a tree, or a beet like a flower.
No thanks, queerbait: Nobody's forcing you to go...
***
What: Gallery Opening - Zamora Kirsch: Nude Series
Where: Herb and Zelda Sokoloff Gallery, 116 Broadway
When: Sunday at noon
Why: It just might get the missus in the mood...
***
What: Fundraising Gala for the Arts
Where: Coucher du Soleil Bistro, 37 Acorn Dr.
When: Sunday, from 5:45 PM to midnight
Cost: $500 per couple
Pants: Optional
