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Grief counselors say there are five stages of grief...I say why not FIVE DOLLARS DOWN?!
R.I.P. Samantha
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Grief counselors say there are five stages of grief...I say why not FIVE DOLLARS DOWN?!
Hail to the Chief! Oh yeah!
That's right, come to Brown Mercedes-Benz and lease any of our 2007 Models for just FIVE DOLLARS DOWN!
You'll be in "denial" over these low, low prices!
My wife will be "angry" with me for letting these cars leave the lot at these "bargain" prices!
I sure am "depressed" about my daughter's death, but if you buy enough of my cars, I'll never have to "accept" it!
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R.I.P. Samantha