$$Paid Advertisement$$
I'm So Fat and Stupid!

Hi everyone, it's me, James Walker and, uh, I eat so much and am so stupid! Today I eated fifty hamburgers! How can you expect me to govern effectively when I have zero self control?
Durrrr!
Vote to re-elect Thomas Allenbach instead!
Thomas Allenbach: He's More Gooder Than, Me, James Walker Are!
Paid for by the campaign to re-elect Thomas Allenbach
I'm So Fat and Stupid!

Hi everyone, it's me, James Walker and, uh, I eat so much and am so stupid! Today I eated fifty hamburgers! How can you expect me to govern effectively when I have zero self control?
Durrrr!
Vote to re-elect Thomas Allenbach instead!
Thomas Allenbach: He's More Gooder Than, Me, James Walker Are!
Paid for by the campaign to re-elect Thomas Allenbach