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I'm So Fat and Stupid!


Hi everyone, it's me, James Walker and, uh, I eat so much and am so stupid! Today I eated fifty hamburgers! How can you expect me to govern effectively when I have zero self control?


Durrrr!

Vote to re-elect Thomas Allenbach instead!

Thomas Allenbach: He's More Gooder Than, Me, James Walker Are!


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