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VOTE FOR JAMES WALKER, NOT AN IMPOSTER!


It has come to my attention than an IMPOSTER recently took out an ad claiming that I, James Walker, was a "stupid fatty." Well, I'd just like to assure all of you, at the great personal expense of this advertisement, that I had nothing to do with said ad.

Frankly, the attempts of this IMPOSTER amount to nothing more than a smear campaign and it just makes me ill.

So come this November 2nd, why not join hands with your fellow man, thank God for his blessings, and vote for me, James Walker, a solid 15 handicap.

Oh, and as for that IMPOSTER, needn't you worry citizens and friends, we'll catch him.

JAMES WALKER: THE REAL DEAL

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