BREAKING NEWS!
Walker Declares Himself "Big Stupid Fatty," Endorses Allenbach!
In a shocking move, mayoral candidate James Walker has chosen to endorse hated opponent Thomas Allenbach citing his secret obesity and apparent lack of reading comprehension as reasons.
Neither Mayor Allenbach nor James Walker were available for comment.
Keep your keister tuned in for more.
Walker Declares Himself "Big Stupid Fatty," Endorses Allenbach!
In a shocking move, mayoral candidate James Walker has chosen to endorse hated opponent Thomas Allenbach citing his secret obesity and apparent lack of reading comprehension as reasons.
Neither Mayor Allenbach nor James Walker were available for comment.
Keep your keister tuned in for more.
